When life gives you lemons, go to Meijer and peruse the produce. Find the largest vegetable you can get your hands on. Switch it out with the lemon when nobody’s looking. Walk to the self-checkout lane. A lovely voice will welcome you to Meijer. Ignore it. Quickly enter in the produce code, weigh the vegetable and bag it immediately. Walk out in a stealthy manner. Avoid eye contact with cart-guy. Exit. You did it.
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